Official Site of the
Secretary Of Redistribution
Motto: "Everyone Equal - No One Better Off"
Taking what you have so the world will be a better, fairer place.
We keep what we need and redistribute the rest.
Keep the best - redistribute the rest.
You create it - we take it - but only if you have too much.
And you always have too much.
Some people are more equal than others -
we are the Agents of Redistribution.
Who knows how much you need?
We do.
Who knows what's fair?
We do.
Who knows when to stop taking?
Who cares?
Click here to make a voluntary $5 redistribution.
Don't make us come and get it!!
Don't have the cash? Sell your gun before we come and get it.
Incredibly, there are some young criminals who can't afford firearms of their own.
PLEASE reach out help us arm the disadvantaged so they can support themselves.
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